Technician-Tested, Tom Cruise-Sniffed Used Refrigeration

Tom Cruise puts his nose on every piece of used commercial refrigeration that moves through the One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment warehouse. Actually, I’m not sure if that would help sell a cooler. I liked him in Minority Report. One Fat Frog • 11473 S. Orange Blossom Trail • Orlando, FL • 407-480-3409 One Fat Frog • 1137… Read More

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Are Getting Divorced

After five years in a seemingly happy marriage, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are getting divorced. It appears that Xenu no longer needs Katie for his Galactic Confederation. Let’s hope Siru’s theta levels are adequate. Maybe she just went to go see Rock of Ages and can’t look at Tom in the face anymore. One… Read More