Terrible Restaurant Joke Of The Day

A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night’s special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. “The chicken sounds good; I’ll have that,” the woman says. The waiter nods. “And the vegetable?” he asks. “Oh, he’ll have the fish,” she replies. “ I told you it was… Read More

Terrible Restaurant Joke Of The Day, 6-27

“What flavors of ice cream do you have?” inquired the customer. “Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,” answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, “Do you have laryngitis?” “No….” replied the new waitress with some effort, “just…erm…. vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate.” And the terribleness just keeps on comin’…. What… Read More

Terrible Restaurant Joke Of The Day – 6/26/2013

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, “Please help yourself.” The other one said “Okay”, and helped himself to the larger fish. After a tense silence, the first one said, “Really, now,… Read More

Terrible Restaurant Joke Of The Day

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!” The panda yells… Read More

Just a Lil Restaurant Joke

Here’s a little restaurant joke to lighten up your Thursday… “What flavors of ice cream do you have?” inquired the customer. “Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,” answered the waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, ” Do you have laryngitis?” “No…” replied the waitress with some effort, “just…erm…vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate.”… Read More

Restaurant-Related Jokes for the Weekend

Hey, it’s the weekend! I never head to the bar without an arsenal of jokes to impress women and pool sharks. And you should too! Here are some restaurant-related jokes and one-liners that you can throw around the bar this weekend. Feel free to give me credit. They’re all guaranteed to get you kicked out… Read More

Frog jokes… with our name we need a sense of humor

Frog Jokes, stuff Administrative Executive Assistants and telephone humor Read More