Just a Lil Restaurant Joke

Here’s a little restaurant joke to lighten up your Thursday… “What flavors of ice cream do you have?” inquired the customer. “Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,” answered the waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, ” Do you have laryngitis?” “No…” replied the waitress with some effort, “just…erm…vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate.”… Read More

Restaurant-Related Jokes for the Weekend

Hey, it’s the weekend! I never head to the bar without an arsenal of jokes to impress women and pool sharks. And you should too! Here are some restaurant-related jokes and one-liners that you can throw around the bar this weekend. Feel free to give me credit. They’re all guaranteed to get you kicked out… Read More