Terrible Restaurant Joke Of The Day

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!” The panda yells back at the manager, “Hey man, I’m a PANDA! Look it up!” The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: “A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”

I told you it was terrible. What isn’t terrible is One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment’s selection, prices, and customer service. At One Fat Frog, we want all of our customers to succeed.  And because we want all of our customers to succeed, we offer amazing benefits that no one else does. Free delivery, free custom paint jobs, free cutting boards with all used prep tables, free gas conversion, in-house financing, 30 day warranty on parts and labor – the list goes on and on. Nobody in the area even comes close.

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