The Best Life-Size Football Player Sandwich Sculpture You Will See All Day


This terrifying, life-size sandwich sculpture of former Georgia linebacker and NFL draft prospect Jarvis Jones was assembled by Subway. The nightmare is made of a chicken-salad face, footlong sub shoulders, and cornrows made of raisins. I also heard it lives under bridges and scares children (the statue, not Jones himself).

Constructing life-size sandwich sculptures of draft prospects is an NFL draft week tradition for the sandwich chain. In the past, they’ve done sandwich renditions of Ndamukong Suh and Mark Ingram.

While I’m absolutely terrified of life-size sandwich people, I’m happy to have been able to write “cornrows made of raisins.” So, thanks Subway.

One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment

One Fat Frog • 2416 Sand Lake Road • Orlando, FL 32809 • 407-480-3409