Waaazup With All the Mind-Melting Phonecalls Today?!?!


Today the planets must be aligned in a way that makes One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment the target of mind-melting phone calls. Here at the South Orange Blossom Trail location in Orlando, we’ve received four calls today (out of about 100) that made our eardrums pack their bags.

First there was the ex-Canadian Mountie who was looking to get financed, but was worried our finance manager might make a move on her. They’ve never met, but he must have some kind of reputation that transcends the Internet.

Then there was a caller who made an inquiry about vegan alternatives for whipped cream. It’s sorta food-related, sure, but we’re not sure when we became 411 for vegan alternatives.

Following the vegan caller, a Spanish woman called to ask about wholesale condoms, oils, candles, and sex toys. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but it’s not really our bag.

To round out the day, I spoke with a woman on the phone who sounded like she was underwater. Mrs. Cousteau explained that she had dropped her phone in toilet. I couldn’t hear a word she was saying, but I hope she finds her way to dry land soon.

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if I answered the phone and it was me on the other end asking what underwater Canadian vegan sex toy I wanted for dinner. I’m gonna go lie down.

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