Restaurant Equipment Financing & Male Models

One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment’s in-house finance manager likes to pretend he’s busy by peppering his desk with paper and paperclips. Oh, you look sooo important, Mr. Finance Wizard! We all know there’s nothing running on your laptop but that Miley Cyrus screen saver you illegally downloaded.

Just kidding. He is a wicked busy gent, with all of the restaurant equipment finance deals that pass through his desk a day. It’s what he does and he does it well.

He also models, did you know that? He used to model for Osh Kosh overalls in his youth and at one point he was considered for the Calvin Klein underwear adverts until Marky Mark took his shirt off. Above he’s demonstrating one of his patented modeling poses – inspired by the racy and thought-provoking world of restaurant equipment finance. He calls it simply “Approved!”

We tried to put an Instagram filter on the above photo but Instagram couldn’t handle it and their servers melted. We still haven’t been able to revive the person who took this photo. I had to approve this post with WordPress in fear that it would have the same effect on everyone using the internet (I’m typing this entire thing with my eyes closed).

* I got an urgent phone call from OFF HQ after I posted this. Apparently after seeing this post, the finance manager shot out of his chair and began barking about how Mark Wahlberg ruined his life and Channing Tatum ab’s are jealous of his. Then he started doing something only described to me as “Magic Mike flipper arms” and then everyone at OFF HQs hair turned white.

** The French Embassy in Washington, D.C. just called! They saw this picture and thought we had stolen the Mona Lisa from the Louvre! Hahaha jk guys lol 😉 ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

One Fat Frog • 2416 Sand Lake Road, Orlando, FL 32809!/onefatfrog

FINANCE MANAGER sees this and responds, “I kept my morals and shirt on and pants up.  That Marky Mark ruined my career”….

Please, come finance some restaurant equipment with us… obviously he needs to be distracted.  He’s busy telling us how he has a teddy bear too just like the movie Ted with Mark Wahlberg.

Thanks, way to ruin my Marky Mark fantasies, Finance Manager.  First you ruin Bret Michaels for the girls in the office and now Marky Mark.

Now the Finance Manager says, “first I’m a stud with Marky Mark and now I’m ruining all the girls fantasies.”  Says Sales Guy, “hey, look at me, I’m lying in a bathtub full of top ramen, you don’t hear me complaining.”

Ohkay…. I think it’s definitely time to call it a day!

One Fat Frog • 2416 Sand Lake Rd. • Orlando, FL • 407-480-3409!/onefatfrog