Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Are Getting Divorced

After five years in a seemingly happy marriage, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are getting divorced. It appears that Xenu no longer needs Katie for his Galactic Confederation. Let’s hope Siru’s theta levels are adequate.

Maybe she just went to go see Rock of Ages and can’t look at Tom in the face anymore.

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