Restaurant-Related Jokes for the Weekend

Hey, it’s the weekend! I never head to the bar without an arsenal of jokes to impress women and pool sharks. And you should too! Here are some restaurant-related jokes and one-liners that you can throw around the bar this weekend. Feel free to give me credit. They’re all guaranteed to get you kicked out of the bar.

“I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time, so I ordered pancakes during the Napoleonic War.”

Why was a restaurant called “out of this world”? Because it contained so many Unidentified Frying Objects.

Two neutrons walk into a bar. “How much for a beer?” one of them asks. Bartender looks at them, and says “For you – no charge”.

Extra points if you know which movie this joke is from: “Two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of them says, ‘Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.’ The other one says, ‘Yeah, I know; and such small portions.’ Well, that’s essentially how I feel about life – full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it’s all over much too quickly.”

Have a great weekend!

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