Here’s probably one of the better frog jokes I’ve heard in my lifetime:
One day a frog is sitting around on his lily pad, getting super bored. He sees a commercial on his pond’s TV for a psychic hotline and decides to give it a shot.
After a brief introduction, the psychic suddenly tells the frog: “You’re going to meet a beautiful, young girl in the near future!”
The frog replies, “Holy cow, where?! At the pond? At the club? At Denny’s? WHERE?!”
The psychic replies: “In her biology class.”
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