Funny Chef Sayings…

One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment’s ln-process pitifully short list of funny chef sayings:

What happens in the kitchen stays in the kitchen.

This aint’ your momma’s kitchen.

Shut up n’ eat.

Watch out- culinary arts in progress.

Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

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