6 Sure Ways to Lose your Food Service Job

  1. Pick a fight with the busboy and punch him out.
  2. Tell the customers that their $1 tip will certainly help you pay your rent this month.  <insert sarcasm here>
  3. Recycle your brunch tickets, pocketing the money on ten tables and cashing out for two.  Your manager hasn’t figured this out in a month, so why would they figure it out now?
  4. Don’t take a bath and come straight in with body funk.
  5. Don’t iron your shirt and wear a dirty apron.
  6. Greet your table with, “Well, what do YOU want now?!