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- Pick a fight with the busboy and punch him out.
- Tell the customers that their $1 tip will certainly help you pay your rent this month. <insert sarcasm here>
- Recycle your brunch tickets, pocketing the money on ten tables and cashing out for two. Your manager hasn’t figured this out in a month, so why would they figure it out now?
- Don’t take a bath and come straight in with body funk.
- Don’t iron your shirt and wear a dirty apron.
- Greet your table with, “Well, what do YOU want now?!