No big whoop.
One Fat Frog • 11473 S. Orange Blossom Trail • Orlando, FL • 407-480-3409
Fresh batch of One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment shirts have arrived for our crew! If the “Lowest Rates on the Trail” bit confuses you, know that we’re located on Orange Blossom Trail in Orlando. The area north of our location on the Trail has a earned a bit of a reputation over the years for a prime spot to venture into paid lustful trists. D’y'know what I mean?
The woman in the frog suit with an impeccable taste in shoes is one of our friendly receptionists.
One Fat Frog • 11473 S. Orange Blossom Trail • Orlando, FL • 407-480-3409
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We’ve all been there. You’ve just stuffed yourself with amazing food and possibly had some drinks with friends. The conversation has dulled because everyone is too full to talk. You’re just staring at the muted flat-screens or into your emptied glass of Diet Coke that’s by now reached full condensation. Now you’re just waiting. Waiting to go home and unbutton your slacks or move this social gathering elsewhere. But you can’t. You can’t because you haven’t gotten the check yet. But why haven’t you gotten the check yet? You’ve seen your server pass by six or seven times – sometimes with absolutely nothing in their hands. Not even a tray or an empty plate. But he/she is moving fast, zig-zagging between tables, so you assume they’re busy. But there’s NOTHING IN THEIR HANDS! WHAT ARE THEY DOING?! WHY HAVE THEY FORSAKEN YOU?!?!?!
Ahem, like I said. We’ve all been there.
One Fat Frog • 11473 S. Orange Blossom Trail • Orlando, FL • 407-480-3409
Game over. Pizza Hut Middle East wins.
Per the Pizza Hut Middle East’s Crown Crust Carnival commercial, the Crown Crust Burger is made with “perfectly grilled mini-cheeseburger gems, nestled in golden crown crust.” This is already silly because if you want a burger, just order a burger. (And if you want a pizza, you’re not going to order this.) But it doesn’t stop there. The beef-bejeweled crust is then topped with more beef, lettuce, tomato, and Pizza Hut’s “special sauce.” It’s not even pizza anymore. It’s a large burger-cradling bread with a deconstructed version of itself in the middle.
And if Pizza Hut in the Middle East winning weren’t enough, well did you know that the Frog supplies restaurants in Dubai, Saudi, Egypt and other Middle Eastern Countries with restaurant equipment and wholesale bulk order parts? One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment has sales staff that speak English, Spanish, Arabic, German and Pirate… not so good on the pirate tongue but we’ve watched enough Johnny Depp Pirates of the Caribbean we like to think we can pull it off… We also supply the Islands, and South America, too. And if you want to get pushy about it we would probably be able to supple the North and South Pole (please I’ve been waiting to take that order from the North Pole)
One Fat Frog • 11473 S. Orange Blossom Trail • Orlando, FL • 407-480-3409
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Tagged arabic restaurant equipment, finance restaurant equipment, florida restaurant supplies, johnny depp, middle east, pizza hut, pizza hut burger, pizza hut middle east, restaurant equipment dubai UAE, restaurant equipment egypt, restaurant equipment middle east, restaurant equipment saudi arabia
It’s true. Not only does the One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment staff of in-house technicians clean, refurbish, and test all of the used commercial restaurant equipment that comes into the warehouse, but they also make sweet, sweet love to it. Sweet love is the only kind of love our technicians know how to deliver. What does sweet love consist of?
Our technicians wear only the highest quality silk shirts and most expensive velour under garments. When it’s time to make sweet love to a piece of used restaurant equipment, our technicians put on Keith Sweat’s Greatest Hits on compact disc. The lights will be dimmed and rare candles from the sexiest parts of the earth are lit. These candles burn strong. The combination of silk, Sweat, and scented candles helps the used restaurant equipment to relax. During this moment of relaxation, a technician wipes away any unwanted dirt from the surface of the restaurant equipment with exotic bird feathers. This will feel good.
But seriously, Boss Frog caught one of our in-house technicians rocking out while cleaning up a glass door cooler today. At one point he appears to be humping it out like Bobby Brown. This act was caught on video. If you want to see this erotic man-on-machine display, head into the One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment warehouse and just ask. We’d be happy to accommodate you, girl.
One Fat Frog • 11473 S. Orange Blossom Trail • Orlando, FL • 407-480-3409
At what other used commercial restaurant equipment dealer are you going to walk in and get to spin a wheel of free stuff? I’m going to go our on a limb and say NOWHERE. Just arrived at the One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment Super Mega Warehouse is this wheel of (restaurant equipment) fortune! With one spin you could win a bottle of water, a song from Boss Frog, a kiss from our finance manager, or, you know, 10 bucks worth of smallwares. Who couldn’t use more smallwares? You don’t even have to purchase some used restaurant equipment to get to spin the Wheel! Just step into our office and have at it!
One Fat Frog • 11473 S. Orange Blossom Trail • Orlando, FL • 407-480-3409
Above is a super secret surveillance spy photo of one of the talented One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment in-house technicians discreetly displaying how brave he is. It takes some real stones to wear purple shirts around a bunch of roughneck restaurant equipment techs. But hey, the Hulk wore purple shorts in the comic book, so maybe they are really tough. Hats off to you, purple short wearing technician.
One Fat Frog • 11473 S. Orange Blossom Trail • Orlando, FL • 407-480-3409
One Fat Frog • 11473 S. Orange Blossom Trail • Orlando, FL • 407-480-3409
Suddenly wondering what kind of vacation my best friend went on…
One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment – 11473 S. Orange Blossom Trail – Orlando FL 32837
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Batman needs a new butler. Pay’s mediocre but the benefits are top shelf.
One Fat Frog • 11473 S. Orange Blossom Trail • Orlando, FL • 407-480-3409
Attention all cougars: If you can come in and make Mr. Mohawk blush you get $50 off your equipment purchase. Know this is valid for the remainder of the week ending March 30, 2012.
Really, we’re serious… come in and tease Mr. Mohawk all day long. For those at the other end of the spectrum we have the Finance Manager who loves girls a bit younger…
Come in, tease us… we love it. We’re not too serious about having fun, but we are serious about dropping prices and getting you financed and started up. Who’s got your back when it’s time to open a restaurant and you need some equipment? The Frog… there’s only one of us… well two stores nationwide and a huge free delivery network and financing and warranty and… well you get the picture…
Anyhoo, back to teasing, Mr. Mohawk says he will give you $50 off the deal if you make HIM blush. Lemme tell you he just loved it when a customer came in and told me he was sooo cute, he was the age of her son… lol…. bahahaha… .okay no crass comments is he my kid. Mr. Mohawk is NOT my kid… he couldn’t be, I’m barely above 29…lol
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Tagged cougars, frog, mr. mohawk, used restaurant equipment
It’s 1 in the morning and I sure could use another Hazelnut latte… Medium please. But then again maybe all the lattes today have been the problem…
Well we got a good laugh out of this one… hope you do too!
Service Manager was talking to a delivery driver about the serial number on a piece of equipment. Here’s the conversation:
Driver: S as in Sam, A as in Apple and Q as in Cucumber. <dead serious>
Everyone in office: bahahaha
So, now we’re getting the warehouse guys t-shirts that say Q as in cucumber. There are also a few other Frog only designs we’re putting out. We should have the tees in a few weeks. I can’t wait!
It’s one thing to dial a wrong number and hear a person answer who you do not recognize. But imagine dialing a wrong number and hearing “One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment”? It must feel surreal to some people, like the person who called our Orlando location this morning who was greeted by Google Girl: “One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment, I’ve been waiting for your call.”
The person replied with a simple “Wrong number,” but can you imagine being thrown for that kind of loop? Dang.
One Fat Frog • 11473 S. Orange Blossom Trail • Orlando, FL • 407-480-3409
Just a short note to say- I love my job! Today we were able to help out the Salvation Army with some equipment for feeding the homeless. We knew how hard they worked for that grant and we wanted to stretch their money.
Our pet cause! What better charity for us to work with, you know food service equipment feeds the homeless. LIFE DOESN”T GET BETTER! We’re so happy to be able to help and so grateful for their place and help in the Central Florida community.
Thank you to the many churches, individuals and restaurants that come together to feed the homeless. It takes an army and together we can do it. And if you’re a church or 501-3-c we’ll work closely with you to get you a good deal. Even if you’re not buying with us but if you’re with a not-for-profit, give me (Google Girl) a call and I’ll help teach you about commercial restaurant equipment and what you need in your kitchen so you get what is best going to serve your kitchen and population and so that you don’t get taken.
Life is simple if you’ve got food on your plate. It’s up to you guys to make sure it’s good food, it’s up to us to make sure it’s good equipment. Let’s work together to make sure that those who need the help get it and have a helping hand up… no stomach left hungry.
Love you guys!
Your friend Google Girl @ One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment
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Tagged restaurant equipment, salvation army
I’m still creeped out by this. Some details of your private life should stay private. I’m just saying… but I’m betting that somewhere in cyber space is hidden away a very big Angela Lansbury Fan Club. I’m not just talking Angela Lansbury lonely with our restaurant equipment guy, but I’m thinking Angela Lansburner with her on Con. Angela- Con as opposed to Comic-Con. Probably secretly like hundreds of thousands of Angela Lansbury Fans out there.
I’m gonna go google it. They don’t call me google girl for nuttin!
It’s been a long great day at Orlando’s One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment. Probably best if I summarize a few things for you here:
On that note, it is about my bedtime. So while the Frog never sleeps, this tadpole has to take a deep rest tonight because we were busy today. Hope your family is well and thank you for supporting us. We are grateful for the time and stories you spend with us.
Thank you to the several churches who stopped in this morning too. When you come in please do stop and sign our church guest book or take a rest and read it. Some great words for inspiration there.
Okay… here’s the lowdown. Years ago I was graced to hear this GREAT artist perform by the name of Anthony Cole. My friend introduced us and I was amazed at his stage presence. I followed him around from club to club listening to him in various incarnations including buying a cd from KOW who he fronted. So today I talked to a local bar insider who tells me that Anthony is drumming for Mofro/ JJ Gray. Good news! Let me tell you Anthony has a great stage presence… you just might know his grandfather- Nat King Cole and his aunt Natalie Cole.
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Thank you to the coworker that I tried to ask for chocolate from who told me that they didn’t have any but they would give me a random ketchup packet. And with that note I tell you that ketchup just doesn’t cut the mustard.
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Tagged anthony cole, chocolate fix at work, cutting the mustard, jj gray, kow, mofro, Nat king cole