If I didn’t really know the people this happened to I might not believe it. This is a true story that happened this week in Sanford, FL. The story in itself is just unbelievable for sure.
<knock on door and elderly neighbor lady says>: Can I borrow a hundred dollars? Someone is robbing me but he says if I pay him money he’ll give my stuff back.
Neighbor guy: Uhm, wow, I don’t think I have it. Let me ask my roommate.
<yells to roommate upstairs who comes down, groggy with sleep>
Neighbor guy to roommate: Lady xxxx is being robbed, but the guy said if she pays him $100 he will give the stuff back.
…now I’m rather open-mouthed at this story… what?
The guys walk with elderly neighbor lady to the would-be-thief who tells them, “yup, I’m robbing her. I have her stuff out back on a blue tarp but I’ll give it back to her if she pays me the $100. “
So now the guys walk around back with her and the would-be thief; both of the guys are rather large, and the would-be-thief is of small stature. Yet, the would-be-thief has no weapons and is getting close to the two guys- like within three inches of their chest- total personal space invasion.
Sure enough, behind the house there is a blue tarp and various personal items of elderly neighbor laid out on it. So they look at the would-be-thief and say, man we’re gonna have to call the cops, there’s a lot more than a $100 worth of stuff here. The would-be-thief says, oh don’t call the cops, my girlfriend will go to jail. At this point he looks at them, starts running away and jumps in one leap over a 7 foot wall!
What is the world coming to?