Daily Archives: June 10, 2009

Sexiest restaurant equipment dealer

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Wow, so the Divine Miss T just used her foot to kick open one of the warehouse doors as she moved a case of beer mugs in her Pittsburgh t-shirt to the smallwares warehouse.  Girl is outta control!

So the warehouse guys want to get in the swing of this too.  They’re feeling now that the Big Guy got manscaping and is sexy like stat, that they’re out of the loop.  Since our gals are all showing a little cleavage, the Restaurant Equipment Doctor unbuttoned another button on the garanimals and well I guess he’s now joined us as part of the sexiest restaurant equipment sales staff out there.  I mean we’ve got man-cleavage too… it just doesn’t get better than this.

Well, actually I think it does, because Star Trek dress up day has been post=poned in favor of boys dress as girls and girls dress as boys day.  I just think the boys want more of Sexy Sarah and the Divine Miss T dressed up in guy apparel with the hint of getting on the forklife.

So come on in, even if you’re not one of the beautiful people we have room for ugly folks with man cleavage… (just kidding Restaurant Equipment Doctor, do not poison the water supply now that I’ve said that or try to trip me with extension cords)

Enjoy the day- laugh loudly and often!  Happy Wednesday!

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the positive aspect of restaurant equipment

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While we like to joke a lot at One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment we’re also a very spiritual company.  You may just come in and see us praying with customers, hugging, laughing and just enjoying life.  For us life is so much more than selling equipment, this is the tag we go by each day.  We MUST do right by the customer.  We have to do right by YOU.

So just the other day we came to the conclusion that  we really want to help someone out who wants to adopt.  Now, without giving the family away because they have no clue that we are doing this for them, they do have a BEAUTIFUL special needs child already.  It’s generic and they fear having more medical issues, but they would desperately love to expand their family.  In fact they have been trying to foster to adopt, and well you know how that goes.

So may we dedicate the profits for the next few months to this family.  Let the restaurant equipment sales flourish so that we may help this family.

We prayed on this the other day.  We came together asking that we may help others through our prosperity and this family came to several of us at the same time.  May this family flourish and through your purchases and continued good business.

And we pray that each day as you walk through life that you are blessed and everything comes together!

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WAREHOUSE BLOWOUT SALE

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lots of stuff found in the warehouses that needs to go- TODAY!

Come in- make a reasonable offer and let’s move some restaurant equipment.  Quick cash deals- bring your trailer or truck or we can deliver!

One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment 407-936-FROG

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Did I mention the warehouse guys are paying to work for us today?

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The Divine Miss T decided she would help raise morale in the warehouse at One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment today so she donned her Pittsburgh Steelers shirt, sluffed off the high heels and is helping to move using the pallet jack.  So, we decided pretty unanimously that the warehouse boys should have to pay to work at the Frog today.  In fact I think a few of the boys next door may be working for us this afternoon.  Should I get some pictures of her on the forklift?

You know, before the Frog (as in pre- and post- bathroom… muhahahha) this girl was a diesel mechanic.  No kidding.  And for that reason I think every man’s life is complete.

C’mon on in, we promise you the sexiest and most educated sales staff nationwide.  And if you don’t have a sense of humor- well then stay home because you gotta take a joke if you’re coming in our place.  Bring your smiles and laughter!

Here’s a closeup boys- even without makeup we’re not doing too bad.  So who wants to come help us move equipment around the showroom this afternoon?

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We love George Michael

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It just came up in office conversation that the George Michael Best of CD has not been played of late because we let the Divine Miss T handle the CD player.  Well, thankfully it’s her warehouse day (pictures to come) and therefore when the radio fuzzed out I was able to control the situation and load up some George Michael.

At that point I thought it might be a good time for a little HR talk to the Divine Miss T.

me:  Uhmmm, it has come to my attention that you don’t care for George Michael?

Divine Miss T:  Well…

me:  I will have to start docking your pay.

Divine Miss T:  Well it’s really the earlier George Michael stuff I didn’t like.

<piping in> Restaurant Equipment Doctor:  Was that before or after the bathroom stuff.

me:  Divine Miss T does not like George Michael pre-bathroom.

Divine Miss T:  yes, I felt he wasn’t being true to himself at that point in his life.

…Methinks that Brooke Shields would agree with the Divine Miss T.

And so now we’ll have to qualify everything in our lives, did it happen pre-bathroom or post-bathroom?

Ov vey, it’s gonna be a long day at work if we’re starting here before noon.

Pre or Post bathroom?

Pre or Post bathroom?

I may be posting my pictures of Gay Bingo too.  Let me tell you, Gay Bingo is tons of fun- between numbers they sing Broadway songs and I’m definitely going to get some makeup tips from those girls because their purple dresses were hot!

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